I want to scientifically prove a theory I started in college:
Once you get your high school diploma, it releases chemicals in your body to make you automatically crave Mexican and Chinese food, no matter what quality.
Evidence: how much money have you spent on Taco Bell and Chinese takeout lately? Your head explode? I thought so.
In celebration of this phenomenon, I'm eating at Panchos Mexican Buffet in Metairie tonight. I can't think of a worse (better?) idea than a Mexican buffet. The Baton Rouge restaurant was closed because it failed health regulations. Our drumline used to go there every Friday before football games. Now I can't wait to go back after my Panchos trip last semester ended in me shitting fire. It hurts so good.
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